If you don’t understand the difference between a turtle and a tortoise, you’re not even worth my time. If you like Freddie Mercury, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd or Pixies, we’re friends already. Vegan, lactose intolerant, Luciferian, dual nationality. ‘Spectacular’ is my favourite word. I’m attracted to Rick Genest, Marilyn Manson, Hannibal Lecter and Shakira. I’m probably too Northern but it’s okay because I’m fab. I’ve got pointy ears with 18mm holes in them, septum and smiley piercing & tattoos on my ribs and calf, getting my thighs done next. Chocolate soya milk and strawberry laces are my faves. My name is Sea, I like the cold side of the pillow, I like you already. ~ If you’re gonna be a cunt, atleast do it well.